hulk hogan asks the question that is on everyone’s mind
when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests
"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..