how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Reblogging again for that last comment
Smoked my first cigar. After all the warnings i got from people of how sick i will get from smoking it…I was really worried to do so. No one likes to vomit.
But since getting it I have been wanting to try it out regardless of the warnings and concern.
I liked it. I had always loved the smell of cigars. Brought back memories of Me as a kid watching my parents smoke them and just breathing in that lovely smell. I also always think about the people who you typically see smoking a cigar. All those tough guys on tv-the lieutenants, crime lords, old 40s gangsters…tough guys. You never see too many women smoke them-unless they do a skinny kind of cigar that im completely ignorant to, lol. Its seems stereotypical for a tough guy having a big cigar hanging out of their mouths. So…It made me feel like a total bad ass. The only woman i can think of who have a cigar…would be tank girl. And she’s freaking tough!
Anyways. I have not vomited so i guess i did it right. The one thing i have to say i dislike about it is i cannot smell or taste anything. I brushed my teeth and i could barely taste the toothpaste.
I can see myself doing it again…but the only time i can see it happening is if i go to Cuba or someone has a baby…if people still do that kind of thing when babies are born…
Six seconds well spent.
It was. It was.
Best six seconds of my entire week right here.
I wish that every second of my day were as good as these 6 right here.
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The rest of the peanut butter lava cookie…stuff will now be a cake. Best cake ever and it is MY invention!!!
I fail at life at making peanut butter lava cookies….its literally IMPOSSIBLE!
diy: fimo flower (daisy)
you need: yellow sunflower fimo, white fimo, a thootpick, a cutter, blue pigments, a brush
1. give to the white fimo a cylinder form
2. cut it into six part
3. press gently each one of the six part
4. give them a drop form
5. press the petals with the toothpick
6-7. unite the six petals
8. make a small ball with the yellow fimo and cut it in two parts
9. press one of these two parts in the center of the flower
10. make some holes in the center of the flower with the toothpick and open the external parts of the petals
11. with the brush paint the center of the flower with the blue pigment
12. cook it at 100° for 30 minutesthat’s done! I used it to make a ring, but you can make everything you want ^.^
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You don’t have enough badges to hit me!
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The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T
My handsome fellow intensely playing games. Isn’t he handsome?!
